BREAKING: The Eagles Are Not Using The Franchise Tag On Nick Foles And BDN Will Become A Free Agent

Well, and that should do it. I appreciate the Eagles for attempting to get some sort of exponential value back for Nick and his dick, but I suppose this is the best course of action at this point. To each their own. Foles deserves to be a starter and get PAID, so let him have the opportunity (again). There’s nothing I can say here about the man that hasn’t been hammered already. Nick Foles is the consummate professional, competitor, male with the musk of a Deity, and winner. Every Eagles fan and citizen in and around Philadelphia LOVE BDN and everything he’s done. I mean, he already has a statue in South Philly for heaven’s sake. And who knows? He’s only 30. If things don’t pan out in Jax or wherever (like they didn’t in St. Louis for BDN), Nick may have enough in the tank for another go round as the most respected backup since Teddy Roosevelt was VP. Long Live BDN.

And that’s that. Farewell, Sweet Nicholas. May you stay prosperous, young, and hung. #IBelieveInBigDickNick